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I am God
Created on 2005-02-22 18:15:34 (#6227418), last updated 2005-06-19
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Basic Info| Name: | godsthoughts |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-01 |
| Location: | Christmas Island |
BioOK, so in case you're wondering....
Yes, I am God. You've stumbled upon my little blog. I can't help but get in on the latest trends. Oh well.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q. Is it true that you really invented music?
A. Yes, it is. You see, I have a time machine, and I used this device to go way back to the Stone Age and teach cavemen how to beat on rocks. It's all downhill from there.
Q. How many people have you killed?
A. Well, while I do indirectly kill thousands of you mortals every day by influencing your thoughts, I only have seven actual murders on my hands. They were all women, and six of them deserved it. The other was just a stupid prostiture that I didn't want to have to pay.
Q. Will I go to Heaven?
A. Only if you bribe my with oral favors and chocolate cake. And more episodes of the Smurfs.
Yes, I am God. You've stumbled upon my little blog. I can't help but get in on the latest trends. Oh well.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q. Is it true that you really invented music?
A. Yes, it is. You see, I have a time machine, and I used this device to go way back to the Stone Age and teach cavemen how to beat on rocks. It's all downhill from there.
Q. How many people have you killed?
A. Well, while I do indirectly kill thousands of you mortals every day by influencing your thoughts, I only have seven actual murders on my hands. They were all women, and six of them deserved it. The other was just a stupid prostiture that I didn't want to have to pay.
Q. Will I go to Heaven?
A. Only if you bribe my with oral favors and chocolate cake. And more episodes of the Smurfs.
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